I recently attended the annual company retreat for Dr Johnsons Lumber Company in Riddle, Ohio and got this hat from Harold whos been working there for over 14 years.

He said he used to really enjoy the job but recently its been getting stressful due to the increasingly competitive field of lumber. Plus with the kids and his new stone-skipping hobby hes considering taking a short leave of absence.

We talked a bit about stone-skipping and I pretended to be interested despite my complete lack of respect for stone-skippers.

When he found out I didnt work at the company I had to quickly make my departure as these are usually pretty exclusive events.

On the ride home I got hungry so I pulled over at a McDonalds and got a plain hamburger.